May I have Your Attention Please:
Attention all customers
Spill on aisle 4 of the Meet Department
Mall security has been alerted
They will try to mend the situation as soon
as they are able.
Please remain calm.
It appears someone has dropped the body
And it has shattered.
The mind and body have split.
These things are fragile.
You break, you buy.
It is what it is…or something to that effect.
A coffee stain on your white shirt. Don’t
worry, you can get another
a few stores down.
Does anyone have an extra napkin?
Can one help the other? So we might clean
up this mess.